MICHAEL BAY SUCKS
A title about as imaginative as any of his movies
Twice in a week The Onion has made me laugh out loud. Their piece on Michael Bay's CG vanity project (whose synopsis is somewhat akin to "Michael Bay wins and accepts an Oscar) is solid stuff, and definitely worth checking out. Enjoy.
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
a little too aware & a little too cynical.
I work in film, so am fully aware of the number of people, the length of time, the amount of sweat, tears and oftentimes blood that goes into making a movie. No matter how bad a movie, there are hundreds of people that worked incredibly hard and did a perfectly fine job.
I, however, do not feel that this excuses me whatsoever from fulfilling my duty as a cinephile to mock the utter shite that Hollywood produces, as well as the ridiculous, egotistical people that populate it.
I used to write a movie news column and with a few sidekicks, this is the blog continuation of it.
E-mail Shadie with opinions, reactions, suggestions, news stories or contributions
Or Subscribe to this Blog.
I, however, do not feel that this excuses me whatsoever from fulfilling my duty as a cinephile to mock the utter shite that Hollywood produces, as well as the ridiculous, egotistical people that populate it.
I used to write a movie news column and with a few sidekicks, this is the blog continuation of it.
E-mail Shadie with opinions, reactions, suggestions, news stories or contributions
Or Subscribe to this Blog.
Blog Archive
-
▼
2008
(50)
-
▼
February
(17)
- Fred and Sean's brief stay is over. They were far ...
- Really?No sooner can you say "bad movie ideas in d...
- MICHAEL BAY SUCKSA title about as imaginative as a...
- And I know it's been said before, but What The Fuc...
- Movie #3619The CoreJon Amiel, 2003, USAThis is lon...
- Proof that those adverts I liked weren't always gr...
- Woody Allen is a perv. We know this because of his...
- Canadian Bryan Adams is now describing himself as ...
- Hair and Southern Charm = Box Office Magic Ma...
- Movie #3610Santa With MusclesJohn Murlowski, 1996,...
- So JDitty and myself like to do our own MST3K on r...
- So I’ve been using BoxOfficeMojo for years, and pr...
- P.S. To the Sean Young bit below...Young's grand d...
- So the next Bond movie is to be called Quantum Of ...
- Once Upon A Time there was a supposedly promising ...
- WHAT THE FUCK?! Nancy “Bart Simpson’s Voice” Cartw...
- Released the same year I was (1983), and directed ...
-
▼
February
(17)
places i like
Mongolian Shoe BBQ - design and buy your own Pumas.
Hot Doug's - gourmet encased meat hot dog variations in Chicago. Their specials are ridiculous.
Doin' It Well - my friend Ross' excellent sex column.
Hollywood Stock Exchange - virtual movie stocks allow you to play Fantasy Football, but with movies. Add my portfolio - BigFlix - to your league and see if you can beat my $200M.
That's Rentertainment - my favourite local video store.
Shadie's World - lists I've written of the best, the worst and my favourite movies, as hosted by That's Rentertainment.
Sigur Rós News Site - best band in the world's official site.
Pandora - make your personalised radio station.
Online Film Critics Society - more reliable than Rotten Tomatoes.
Facebook - better than MySpace ... I'm the only Shadie Elnashai. Look me up.
AllMusic - does for music what IMDB did for movies.
Liverpool FC - the best football team in the world.
Hot Doug's - gourmet encased meat hot dog variations in Chicago. Their specials are ridiculous.
Doin' It Well - my friend Ross' excellent sex column.
Hollywood Stock Exchange - virtual movie stocks allow you to play Fantasy Football, but with movies. Add my portfolio - BigFlix - to your league and see if you can beat my $200M.
That's Rentertainment - my favourite local video store.
Shadie's World - lists I've written of the best, the worst and my favourite movies, as hosted by That's Rentertainment.
Sigur Rós News Site - best band in the world's official site.
Pandora - make your personalised radio station.
Online Film Critics Society - more reliable than Rotten Tomatoes.
Facebook - better than MySpace ... I'm the only Shadie Elnashai. Look me up.
AllMusic - does for music what IMDB did for movies.
Liverpool FC - the best football team in the world.
No comments:
Post a Comment