Movie #3610
Santa With Muscles
John Murlowski, 1996, USA
"He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!"
Hulk Hogan as an evil millionaire with amnesia who becomes convinced he is the real Santa Clause (who lives in the North Pole and such) and must save an orphanage from evil scientists trying to kick them out to get to the magical crystals buried underneath in the conveniently locked catacombs????? Clint Howard further breaks out from typecasting (Bloke In Bro Ron Howard 's Movies) by playing an utterly inept cop. Inspired. Oh - and this features a hilarious performance by a 13-year old Mila Kunis, complete with wide-eyed bedazzlement. The IMDB claims this as the 28th worst film ever made. Perhaps generous.