Saturday, November 17, 2007

Spartacus and Terl snog, Salma prayed for big boobs, Michelle Gellar becomes Michelle Prinze and Bon Jovi for Governor of New Jersey

This kiss has a combined age of 144 years. Kirk Douglas presented Ladder 49's Travolta with a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival, and due to an immobility inherited from his stroke was unable to retreat as quickly as Travolta's tongue approached. Douglas Sr. would later claim the scientologist tasted of cheese.

Salma Hayek used to be flat-chested, but prayed to God for larger breasts and now has an ample bosom. Dyslexic Hayek, who starred opposite Chandler in Fools Rush In, was teased for having small breasts as a kid: "I put my hands in holy water and said 'Please God, give me some breasts' ... Within a few months I developed a growing spurt". And as God probably intended, she has displayed those breasts in Ask The Dust, Frida, Velocity of Gary, Breaking Up and Desperado.

Sarah Michelle Gellar may not be known for her acting chops, but at least she can give pragmatic gifts. To celebrate five years of marriage to hubbie Freddie Prinze Jr., Gellar became Sarah Michelle Prinze. The clean start may allow Buffy to forget duds like Simply Irresistible, The Grudge 2 and Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. "On our anniversary I showed [Freddie] my new driver's license". The couple met on 1997's I Know What You Did Last Summer and presumed it could only get better from there.

Jon Bon Jovi apparently only keeps his New Jersey abode because he "could be planning one day to run for governor". Jon Francis Bongiovi Jr., who in unrelated news is suing energy drink Mijovi over name similarities, figures when he gives up his country music aspirations he can get a stress-free part-time job running the state of New Jersey. But until then his "day job is going too well".

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