Nu Image and Millennium Films saved Jessica Simpson’s latest, Blonde Ambition, from a straight-to-DVD release, by funding a limited Christmas run. Their marketing strategy – 8 Texan theatres, native to Simpson (whose mother claims she has a 160 IQ) and her co-star Luke Wilson (whose mother won't even bother lying) – reaped dividends this past weekend: the movie grossed $1,322, which translated to under 2 tickets per screening. In other news, Simpson recently discovered that she is allergic to cheese, wheat, coffee, chocolate, tomatoes, corn and hot peppers. And worthwhile movies. Meanwhile the film has yet to receive a single review on RottenTomatoes due to producers keeping it away from critics by hiding it in Texas.

UPDATE: For anyone familiar with my friends, I just noticed the part of "Cute Blonde Girl", played by Molly Sullivan, and thought 'I know her'. Alas - though the description fits, it is another. The Real Molly Sullivan is found here.