Director Clutching At Straws Of The Week
Steven Spielberg is to have the aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind appear in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Lost Skull. The aliens will likely accept SAG minimum since their evident typecasting has seen them offered few roles of late.

Loser of the Week
Suffering even more than coffee shops due to the writer’s strike is one Kiefer Sutherland. His sentence for trying to pull a Jack Bauer whilst driving drunk was to be suspended until 24’s current season wrapped. Except it never started shooting, so Kiefer gets to be subjected to “laundry and kitchen duties” early. The new dates see him miss Christmas, New Year’s AND his birthday.

D’Oh of the Week
Keira “Domino” Knightley recently appeared topless for Interview magazine. “We ended by taking my clothes off. Why does that always happen? Because I say yes, I suppose!”. That would certainly be one factor.