I do not find Paris Hilton interesting at all.

In apparently similar news, I've always been astounded at the idea of Ivy League schools with their apparent credibility and the cost of an education from one of these elitist academies.

And, today, Harvard University has announced that Paris Hilton will be the recipient of Harvard's "Woman of the Year" award. Amazingly able to pencil it into her hectic schedule, she will stop in Cambridge, MA and pick up the award during the promotional tour of her new film The Hottie and the Nottie.

This marks the first time the Harvard honor has gone to a recipient of another, albeit less prestigious, decoration: Mitch has seen your vagina in a youtube video.

-mitch