Alleged actress Jenny McCarthy is preaching that dieting can help autism. This may have some sort of medical basis, but the Lingerie Bowl star travelling around the country giving speeches is not going to help the cause. "It's so heartbreaking to see the medical community not support something called diet and vitamins", exclaimed Jim Carrey's current squeeze, who also wrote the "script" for her vehicle Dirty Love. "And it pains us, city after city ... These kids are getting better and I will not shut up and will not stop fighting about it." Sidenote: McCarthy's is in post-production on the sure-fire-critical-hit Wieners, out later this year.

Oh, and Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. It's probably too soon for jokes, but I was just priming you for them.