TURKISH STAR WARS from Chris

Sometimes you can make a "classic" film even better. In 1982, a Turkish filmmaker did just that with Star Wars. Behold the final battle from his masterpiece:



My favorite parts:

0:13 -- Trampolines!
0:45 -- If only Luke's clothes drew more attention to his nipples...
2:29, 2:39, and 3:10 -- Story of Ricky should have had more furries.
4:16 -- Best. Lasers. Ever.
8:33 -- IN HALF!!!
8:35 -- Oh...or maybe 2/3 and 2/3...which is a pretty amazing way to kill a guy.

In summation: who would ever want to watch a boring movie like Star Wars when this exists?