SHADES OF GREY: Ryan Gosling quits Peter Jackson movie, Garrison Keillor has stalker and stupid kid tries to be a wizard.
Career Move of the Week: Ryan Gosling has quit Peter Jackson’s The Lovely Bones over creative differences. I would like to remind readers of a time when Stuart “Who is He?” Townsend quit Jackson’s Lord of the Rings for the same reason, to take a role in Queen of the Damned and subsequently League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Gosling had already grown a beard and lost 20 pounds for the role, no doubt borrowed from his ex-director’s sidelined stash. Meanwhile “Marky” Mark Wahlberg has taken over acting duties, and hopes to also undertake boyfriend duties with the recently exed Rachel McAdams.
Movie #3345:
Flight of the Living Dead
Scott Thomas, 2007, USA
May as well be monikered Zombies on a Plane, this is not very good. In case anyone was wondering. In an unrelated recap, neither is Joel Schumacher. In case anyone had forgotten.
Cutest Story of the week: God’s gift to women Garrison Keillor of A Prairie Home Companion fame has had to get a restraining order against a fan whose idea of romance involved sending him petrified alligator feet and dead beetles. The 65 year-old no doubt got his biggest kick since the Kennedy administration when Andrea Campbell sent a letter “graphically describing making love to [him]”. Meanwhile Campbell claims “[he] is just paranoid”.
David Beckham has been voted Most Masculine Man Alive. Has anyone heard him speak? Just wondering.
Dumbledore was gay. Not really that interesting. Much more fascinating … Charlie Thomas’ attempts to audition for the next Harry Potter movie had him put a cone on his head. Good job.
Not so funny - a team of firefighters having to free the little knob from his get-up.
Career Move of the Week: Ryan Gosling has quit Peter Jackson’s The Lovely Bones over creative differences. I would like to remind readers of a time when Stuart “Who is He?” Townsend quit Jackson’s Lord of the Rings for the same reason, to take a role in Queen of the Damned and subsequently League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Gosling had already grown a beard and lost 20 pounds for the role, no doubt borrowed from his ex-director’s sidelined stash. Meanwhile “Marky” Mark Wahlberg has taken over acting duties, and hopes to also undertake boyfriend duties with the recently exed Rachel McAdams.
Movie #3345:
Flight of the Living Dead
Scott Thomas, 2007, USA
May as well be monikered Zombies on a Plane, this is not very good. In case anyone was wondering. In an unrelated recap, neither is Joel Schumacher. In case anyone had forgotten.
Cutest Story of the week: God’s gift to women Garrison Keillor of A Prairie Home Companion fame has had to get a restraining order against a fan whose idea of romance involved sending him petrified alligator feet and dead beetles. The 65 year-old no doubt got his biggest kick since the Kennedy administration when Andrea Campbell sent a letter “graphically describing making love to [him]”. Meanwhile Campbell claims “[he] is just paranoid”.David Beckham has been voted Most Masculine Man Alive. Has anyone heard him speak? Just wondering.
Dumbledore was gay. Not really that interesting. Much more fascinating … Charlie Thomas’ attempts to audition for the next Harry Potter movie had him put a cone on his head. Good job.
Not so funny - a team of firefighters having to free the little knob from his get-up.
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